OK, so I have 2 kids. Josh(4) and Riley(2). They are the greatest.

But it seems like I always hear the same phrase from Josh.

It goes something like, “Daddy, Riley ____________________.”

The blank is the variable here, usually “knocked down my castle” or “stepped on my hair” or something of the sort.

Last night, the blank was filled with “pooped in the shower.” Not cool. The only saving grace was that he didn’t say bathtub as was the case 3 weeks ago.

Kids are fun. God is laughing.