In case you didn’t know it the bible is awesome! I was doing my daily quiet time(a church term for reading my bible and praying) , and one of the passages was Judges 3:12-30. Holy crap! This is like a movie plot, with Brad Pitt starring as the left-handed Ehud and Marlon Brando as Eglon, the fatty king of Moab.

Oh, BTW – verse 31 kicks butt, too. I gotta get me an oxgoad. Maybe they’ll have one at the gun show today.