So the other day I was leaving a comment for my friend Emily, when WordPress tells me I am posting too quickly. It actually told me to slow down.

I gotta admit, being a Choleric, I took this personal. I mean, who does WordPress think it is?

And what does it matter how fast I comment? Do I run the risk of getting a cramp?

Slightly related story: Ginny & I went to Cypress Gardens for an event. They had Boy Scouts parking cars. I drove past one relatively slow and he said, “Slow down!” I spun some dirt on him. True story. I’m not proud.