I was the pogo champion of Polk County 3 years running in elementary school.

Not really, but I could have been. I was like Bo Jackson without the broke leg. The Charlie Daniels of the pogo stick. I could go for hours. Now I’m too fat. I’d need a spring from a truck suspension.

Little known anatomy fact(G-rated): I have 2 scars on my knee that look like knee surgery scars. They are actually from pogoing under the clothesline and getting my knee caught in the spring. Ouch.

What strange thing are/were you the “World’s Greatest” at?