I am a trend-killer. For real. If I like something, they stop making it or cancel it. Sometimes they even make it illegal.

Wasabi soybeans. Rockport Gore-tex Chukkas. Peach Nehi. Flaming Hot Popcorn.

Being a creature of habit, as well as very picky, this doesn’t bode well for me. I pretty much have to buy in bulk. Once Big Brother knows I like something, he removes it from existence.

On a related note: if I have my heart set on something from a menu, bank on them being out of that item. EVERY STINKIN’ TIME! Frosty machine’s broke, they’re out of chicken, we forgot to order jalapeños.

It’s tough being me.

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