I started a fake club in high school. It was the Hunting and Fishing Club.

I was the Founder and Head Moose Hunter. Our “sponsor”, Mrs. Pierce, the Chemistry teacher, was Mudhole Mama. My buddy Matt was President and Co-Founder. We were about 13 members strong. We didn’t meet or do anything, it was just an attempt to stick it to the media.(the yearbook) Besides, we didn’t have anything else to do in AP Chem, since someone started a fire during our first lab, and labs were banned that year.

BTW – the secret club code was, “Beaver, Beaver.” That’s what the pizza guy had to yell after honking twice so we’d know to come down and pay him.

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