I’m not scared of much, if anything. But there are a few things that disturb me.

1) Clowns. I don’t get it. Grown men in makeup and silly shoes trying to appeal to kids. This screams spooky. Chris Hansen needs to do a Dateline show on clowns.

2) Flying Cockroaches. Regular roaches are OK, but these things are from the nuclear age. And they must have infrared radar, ’cause they always fly RIGHT AT YOU. Ginny, get my gun!

3) Maggots. I have a strong stomach, but these little guys have a special place in my bile ducts. I got a little queasy just typing this.

What scares disturbs you?