Did I mention that I work for a Fortune 250 company? And the guy from Dilbert works for us? OK, I made that second part up, but I bet he comes by for ideas.

Sometimes I feel like we can’t find our butt with both hands. I’m on a conference call right now to discuss building a spreadsheet. It’s hard containing my excitement. I am blogging to keep from poking myself in the eye with a pencil. It’s a safety thing.

What’s better is we’re being led by someone who doesn’t know anything about what we do, so we have to explain everything. If I don’t make it home, check my cubicle. I’ll be the corpse with the pencils stuck in my eye. Don’t worry, the cleaning people won’t notice.