My watch battery is dying. On my way to work, I looked down to notice it was 4:15 according to my watch. Either I was early or I was heading the wrong direction. I guess I should be happy that the watch outlasted the battery. Now I have to go to the jeweler. You ladies out there may get all excited about a trip to the jeweler, but not me. I see it like a trip to the dentist. Quiet, strange smell, well lit, and the sound of miniature tools in the background.

Why can’t the auto parts store change watch batteries?