I have a hat. It’s in the air, approaching the ring.

That’s right, I am officially announcing my candidacy for President.

I’ve watched most of both debates. I’m not impressed. If anything, Sarah Palin impresses me most of the four because she isn’t as much of a politician as the other three.

We live in the greatest country in the world, and this is the best we can come up with for potential leaders.

I wish Ronald Reagan was still alive.