I’m convinced that the Apocalypse is upon us. A few signs that led me to this conclusion:

  • Gas is less than $3.50 a gallon.
  • The Rays are in the playoffs. And winning.
  • OJ Simpson was convicted of a crime.
  • Timm and I came up with the same joke.

Pretty cut and dry for me. Well, gotta go. I’m busy burying money and ammunition in the backyard.