There are several things I’ve noticed lately that should cease to exist. They include:
- Yellow Starburst
- Crocs
- Jon and Kate Plus 8 (seriously. enough.)
- Vanity plates (“LIL SXY” is neither little, nor sexy.)
- Clothes for dogs
- Shoes for newborns
- Girl jeans for boys
- Psychics and those who call into their radio shows
- Anything labelled as “diet” or “lowfat”
- Parking spaces for compact cars
- Liver
I’m working on a “Things that need to exist” list for next week.
Until then, what have I missed?
little BIG Voice 
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August 13, 2009 at 9:14 am
Trevor
I’ve seen LIL SXY. She’s a real firecracker.
August 13, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Beth
Yellow starbust are my favorite–I can see it will take us a while to get along. =)
August 13, 2009 at 1:42 pm
squincheye
Perhaps we will balance each other out. Do you want to be Yin or Yang?
August 13, 2009 at 3:43 pm
tianac
I think that the red starburst should disappear & blue sweetarts. Capri’s for guys. Vehicles that don’t run.
August 14, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Melissa
-the tape strip that seals the cds and dvds shut so you can’t open them. Pure EVIL!
-Real Housewives of whatever city – come on, do these really depic true housewives that you know? I hope not. Wasn’t one show enough?
September 1, 2009 at 11:06 am
Jeff Skipper
I think Brett Favre needs to cease to exist. Hope you’re doing well man!
October 28, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Rhys
What have you got against Crocs? They’re preferred Hill Billy wear.