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There are several things I’ve noticed lately that should cease to exist. They include:
- Yellow Starburst
- Crocs
- Jon and Kate Plus 8 (seriously. enough.)
- Vanity plates (“LIL SXY” is neither little, nor sexy.)
- Clothes for dogs
- Shoes for newborns
- Girl jeans for boys
- Psychics and those who call into their radio shows
- Anything labelled as “diet” or “lowfat”
- Parking spaces for compact cars
- Liver
I’m working on a “Things that need to exist” list for next week.
Until then, what have I missed?
Good Morning! I’ve had a few random things on my mind that I needed to share with everyone.
- Banana pancakes (Inspired by Jack Johnson) taste better fresh on Sunday morning than stale on Monday. (But they make better Frisbees on Monday.)
- Why are slip-n-slides shorter than they used to be? Smaller residential lots? Change in the coefficient of friction of skin to wet plastic? More sandspurs and acorns?
- People who have their cars painted like Dale Earnhardt’s #3 Chevy Monte Carlo sponsored by Goodwrench Plus should be neutered drive faster than 40 MPH. (They do know he’s dead, right?)
- Why do they make shoes for newborns? And why do said shoes have tread on the soles?
Whew! I feel better now.
Note: All questions are rhetorical, but feel free to respond.
Why is this guy carrying a 12 pack of Natural Light down the street?
I guess that’s one way to start a Monday.
Perhaps he’s stimulating the economy.
Any thoughts?
I’ve made a few observations the past few weeks. Don’t throw rocks, they’re just what I have observed and processed in my head.
- Opening presents at the park either means a birthday party OR it’s Christmas and you live with your momma but not your baby’s momma.
- The meanest old ladies are part of the Ice Skate Rental Union.
- People read blogs at work.
- People write blogs at work.
- When people are on vacation, nothing gets written or read.
- WordPress spellcheck doesn’t recognize blogs, WordPress, or spellcheck as a words. Strangely ironic.
What have you observed lately?
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